three word horror story: The beep test
dont even bring this up man
scarred for life
A woman laughing is a woman conquered.
Napoleon (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
Well then you can call me Alexander the great even though I don’t understand how make someone laugh is similar to conquering them.
Woman: tall/short, a head, a heart, a face, a mouth, a nose.
Man: tall/short, a heart, a head, a face, a mouth, a nose.